So in the past few years I did the following things:
Went to college
Finished college and got 4 A-levels in Maths, Further Maths, Performance Studies and Accounting
Went to university to study BSc Mathematics with Meteorology
Partied, joined the Officers Training Corps, learned to shoot/survive/drink port/dress smart casual/behave at a black tie dinner
Studied for 2 years before deciding I'm not very good at maths and I don't enjoy it
Became unemployed and now looking for jobs.

In between all that, I downloaded Daz Studio 3 and started amusing myself and creating images. The result of which you can see in my gallery. I also have DS4 to tinker about with, hoping that I'll just get better in time.